It's the Thought...
John Gordon
My sweetheart loved her pretty earrings
With radiant sparkle seldom seen
Those colorful stones cast rainbow hues
But the posts turned her ears a vile green
I rushed her to the neighborhood clinic
Prayed the infection had not yet spread
The doctor approached in somber tones said
The earrings did it: I’m afraid she’s dead
I anguished until the moral emerged
When gifting don’t overemphasize thrift
I’ll keep that in mind at a dollar store
As I lovingly choose my new girlfriend’s gift